August 2012
omg so i was in english class and my english professor was talking about the importance of literature and the effect it has on you and whatever
and he says “You can read a text and be changed by it, but it won’t have any real-world consequences. For example, a character can die and you can wake up and everything will be fine.”
HOW DOES HE READ BOOKS
HIS SOUL MUST BE STONE COLD
Disney Class Yearbook
Best Eyes:
Best Hair:
Best Dressed:
Biggest Flirt:
Biggest Drama Queen:
Class Clown:
Best Friends Forever:
Most Changed:
Most Likely to Stay the Same:
Most Likely to Get Married:
Most Gullible:
Most Outspoken:
Most Likely to Run the World:
Most Likely to Succeed:
Quietest:
Most Likely to Sleep in Class:
Most Likely to Get in a Fight:
Your Disney Lunchroom
You’ve got your freshmen
ROTC guys
Preps
JV Jocks
Asian Nerds
Cool Asians
Varsity Jocks
Unfriendly Black Hotties
Girls Who Eat Their Feelings
Girls Who Don’t Eat Anything
Desperate Wannabees
Burnouts
Sexually Active Band Geeks
..The Greatest People You Will Ever Meet
…and, the worst. The Plastics.
Beware the Plastics.
